I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So vagazzling was a success
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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