Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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