I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
