yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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