its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I will be naked everywhere
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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