You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize