So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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