It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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