I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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