So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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