Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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