You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
