He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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