How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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