Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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