if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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