You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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