its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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