question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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