it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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