the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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