im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize