i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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