I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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