I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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