Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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