You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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