you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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