yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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