Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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