Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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