break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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