You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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