I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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