Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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