There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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