hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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