There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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