My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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