Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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