Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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