Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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