Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
