Me too!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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