what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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