I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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