His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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