He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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