Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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