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  She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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• The Merch guys are actually pretty cool though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:02am

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• Does this text make any sense?

  Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 5:39am

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  • yes it does. Watch Almost Famous. figure it out.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:13pm

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• @austinonymouss but you just did. this is such a lame text wtf

  Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 17, 10 at 5:25am

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• Wait! Is this merch guy Steffan??????

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 10:17am

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• Damn what a slut anyone can sleep with those guys.. Oh the good old warped tour days! Ha I hope you got a free shirt or something

  Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:48am

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• Some of the merch guys are hot as hell.

  Submitted by mrsjackjohnson on Jul 19, 10 at 1:17pm

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• Ahhh sounds like someone had too much fun @ warped tour

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 10:19am

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• umm yeah warped hasnt even come to detroit yet, losers.

  Submitted by kaaaaaaaaate on Jul 17, 10 at 1:24pm

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• @G37R4P3D ... does your usernamer seriously say get raped?

  Submitted by kazumi on Jul 17, 10 at 7:52am

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  • Why yes it does. Thank you for asking.

    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 8:10am

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• Nice try Jenny but it doesn't really work like that.

  Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 2:28pm

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• Bah haha. Warped Tour Brings out the best of us!

  Submitted by tilovesff on Jul 17, 10 at 6:32pm

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• Nobody say first please >:-|

  Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 5:13am

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• i swear that's from a song.

  Submitted by undecided_dude on Jul 17, 10 at 5:29am

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• Don't bother to buy her one. She'll get her trophy in about eight months. \nWhere are you Firsty?

  Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:18am

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• merch actually stands for merchandise. and ummm warp tour isn't only place with merch guys...any concert has merch. like. coachella which is much better than warped tour!

  Submitted by mkdens on Jul 17, 10 at 11:35am

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• What is a merch guy?

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 17, 10 at 8:46am

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• Merch guy today... Band manager in 3 yrs

  Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:37am

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• If you knew anything about music then you might think it's funny. Idiots.

  Submitted by stasiaface on Jul 17, 10 at 5:57am

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  • Yes. Because knowing "anything" about music implies knowing of some obscure band that nobody has heard of.

    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 8:54am

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  • dude, ur so cool

    Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:55pm

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• These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey KesJaye and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:31pm

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• I've blown merch guys.

  Submitted by zombieerin on Jul 17, 10 at 1:52pm

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• Warped Tour. Merch Guy=the ones who sell shit like tshirts or CDs under tents within the concert.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:01am

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• Firsty, where are you?!?!

  Submitted by itouch on Jul 17, 10 at 5:35am

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• Kaaaate - its called travel. Ive never had a concert in 20 of my town but ive been to like 6. Ur dumb

  Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 1:30pm

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  • why would you travel to another state for a show thats coming in less than 2 weeks? you're dumb, theres more than one show in the world, there are a lot of other touring bands that sell merch at their shows. Sorry you live in BFE, but Detroit has a lot of underground shows all the time. And learn to reply.

    Submitted by kaaaaaaaaate on Jul 17, 10 at 1:39pm

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    • Traveling for shows out of state is actually a shit ton of fun. I went to Chicago for a show that was going to be in Detroit two days later. And then I went to Detroit, as well.

      Submitted by infinitelysound on Dec 3, 10 at 1:07am

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• I feel like the reply is explaining the first text... Could just be me.

  Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:34pm

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• First order of business...daps to G37R4P3D and stalin for sweet names. And now for the comment...who fucks the merch guy?? That's the loser that has no talent and isn't even cool enough to chill onstage with the band!

  Submitted by hot_as_haites on Jul 17, 10 at 9:55am

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• VINNY VEGAS??? PS Merch is at every concert, not just warped....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 11 at 3:38am

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