How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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