How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
