I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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