Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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