No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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