dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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