were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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